This morning I of course had to do fifteen things at the same time, all before the doors of the store opened, and as I got up to rush to the other room to check on something I forgot that I had left the top drawer of the file cabinet open, thus smacking my upper arm off of its corner like so much meat being hit by the hammer.  I just now looked again at my arm again and it has the most disgusting purple bruise on it.  Yeowch.