After hearing from Rachel that there is a website where you can put your family pictures on various objects, including a deck of playing cards:

–“Good, so when you are gambling your life savings away, you have a constant reminder right there of what you are losing.”

After being asked how Steve was doing with some customers:

–“Well, nobody has thrown any punches yet…”

At that point it was decided that if we ever saw Steve get into a fist fight with an elderly customer we could die happy with the knowledge that we had just seen the greatest thing ever, and that if we taped it and put it on the internet, it would be the most downloaded video ever on YouTube.

After asking a particularly odd customer if we could help him out with anything:

–“I already have everything I need, so I’m not going to buy anything.  I’ve always liked Bose products, but I don’t buy them.”

Huh?  I like them, but I DON’T buy them?  I walked away before I went off at the absurdity of that comment.