So I went out tonight and had a few beers and more importantly, hung out with actual real people. See, there is hope for me yet.

Why, though, is it that whenever I become attracted to someone they happen to be married??

This morning I started humming something in the shower until it started to sound like a song I knew. I get into my car, start to drive away, and the very first new song to play on my iPod is that exact same song. Pretty impressive, considering there are almost 7,000 songs on there.

My district manager the other day saw me do the show, and I expect the normal, “You do a good show” or “Good job” or whatever other bullshit you can think of. What I didn’t expect was “If everyone did the show like you do, you wouldn’t have any problems at the store.” What a compliment! I didn’t really know how to respond.

Boy was my mom pissed at something tonight. I just happened to walk in at the wrong place/wrong time.

So much more pointless crap to say…….