Monthly Archives: May 2006

I know some, if not all of you out there watch Lost. How fucking cool was that season finale. Seriously, how cool was that!

OK, was it just me or was last night’s OC season finale bullshit, or what? Terrible. I’m starting to give up hope on that show. Tuesday. Tuesday, Tuesday. Tuesday night I went with Ross to go see The Lashes, OK … Continue reading →

I just CANNOT believe that my girl Jonie did not win America’s Next Top Model. Where did the world go wrong?

It’s official: The Tick animated series is FINALLY coming to DVD this August 29th! Just in time for my birthday (well, kinda) What’s that, you say? Only the greatest Saturday morning cartoon ever! If all you know of the Tick … Continue reading →

When I read that George W. Bush’s answer to a German newspaper reporter’s question to name the best moment of his five years as President was: “I would have to say the best moment of all was when I caught … Continue reading →

So I went out tonight and had a few beers and more importantly, hung out with actual real people. See, there is hope for me yet. Why, though, is it that whenever I become attracted to someone they happen to … Continue reading →

In front of a fire house: Money talks, but all mine says is GOODBYE. I love the sarcastic bitterness in that. In front of a church: Christians keep your faith, but not from others. Hello? Christians? Why don’t we remember … Continue reading →

So Lucas finally broke down and is releasing the original Star Wars trilogy the way we actually remember it, and want to remember it, on DVD. Makes me really wonder if it was fan demand or pure greed that made … Continue reading →

Alright folks, you know you’ve jumped the shark when you get all excited about surge protectors. I mean, come on! Surge protectors. Granted, they are really nice surge protectors. But still! I’m ashamed to look myself in the eye. (PS: … Continue reading →

One of my delightful weird little quirks is that I love reading the message boards outside of churches and firestations. Every time I drive by one I have to check to see if they’ve changed the message from the last … Continue reading →