For a Christmas present my dad washed my car. Which is something it desperately needed. I knew that. What are you going to do? I live on a dirt road in the middle of winter driving through salt country.

I didn’t realize how much it needed to be cleaned until I saw my car today, spotless and looking brand new. I almost didn’t recognize it. It was literally a different color. I kid you not. My car is a dark grey. For a while I thought it was silver.

Well, uh, it’s not.