To: God
From: Ben

Thank you so much God for new O.C. I really appreciate it.

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I was just about this close to a heart attack today. So I’m checking out vtlottery.com this morning to see if I won the Powerball and I notice that the Jackpot went down, meaning someone won it. I look down at the numbers and at my ticket at the same time. The first three numbers are exactly the same. My heart stops a beat.

Of course then I notice that none of the other numbers match. But still, $7! I’m back in the clear again. If I keep this up there really is no reason NOT to play Powerball. I mean, I never lose money and I have the chance to win lots of it. My mom even says that if anyone she knows would win the lotto, it would be me.

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I know some of my friends who read this watch Survivor. So I ask you, what the crap happened tonight? How is Jamie still on the show? They still had the numbers, why not get rid of that ass? Still, it made for one of the best episodes of Survivor ever. Every time I’m disgusted with something from now on I’m going to spit.

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Everwood = The best show you aren’t watching.