Bird Flu, Bird Flu, Bird Flu, Bird Flu, Bird Flu, Bird Flu, Bird Flu.

Hey God? Yeah, you think you can kind of chill on the whole Bird Flu thing? Yeah, just keep up the natural disasters thing. They’re cool. I’d much rather say in heaven that I was hit by a wall of water, or my town was swollowed by the earth. You just get no respect from “a chicken gave me the sniffles…”

I’m just hoping we’ll look up at the clouds one day and will see God up there, throwing his arms in the air, saying, “I’m just kiiiiiiiiidding!”