Today two teenage girls came into the store wearing jeans so tight that I at first could have swore they were wearing spandex. I’m serious. And I’m not talking ass to thighs tight. I’ve seen that many times before. I’m talking ass to ankles. No flair out at the end for these ladies. I silently wondered if they had to sew themselves into their jeans. I’ve never seen jeans so tight. They looked silly. Like they had the whole “fat lady in a trailer park” thing planned out from the start. Ladies, look in a mirror.