Today I came up with a rather unique solution to our current oil woes. Try to keep up with me now, folks. Oil is pretty much dead dinosaurs and other plant and animal matter compressed over a long period of time, which finally changes into oil. Coal compressed over time turns into diamonds. Superman can squeeze coal in his hands and make it into a diamond. So all we have to do is give Superman a kitten and tell him to go make us some oil.

I came up with this inspiration in a split second, and almost just as quickly told it to Jeremy who then doubled over laughing. “You sure do have quite an imagination” he said after finally regaining his breath.

Blondie walked by THREE times today, all on the other side of the street while nothing was going on in the store. I think she’s taunting me. She only walks on our side of the street while I’m working with a customer. It’s just madness.