Daily Archives: August 28, 2005

I haven’t actually heard my phone ring yet. I’ve gotten voice mail, but still haven’t actually heard it ring. I got a ringtone for it the other day of Bjork’s Big Time Sensuality, and I want to know if I … Continue reading →

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The Dunkin’ Donuts across the street from the store has notoriously bad service. They are frequently understaffed, and those who do show up to work are either crazy or incompetent. Witness “Gacy”, who earned his nickname because the crazy driving-a-scooter-into-work … Continue reading →