OK, does this make me a loser? I don’t know. Yes, I did get the complete series of Undeclared today, and yes, I did get season 1 of the US version of the Office today in the mail. I could have done a lot of things today, true. Gone out. Had fun. Hey, I could have cleaned my incredibly messy room. Did I do these things? Well, no. Did I watch both new DVDs in their entirety today? Uh, yes. Yes I did. Am I ashamed at all of these facts? No. It was funny, dammit. Damn funny. So you can see the shape of my ass in the couch. So what? So I didn’t take a shower today and so it was my only day off this week and only day off until next Thursday. It was funny. Damn funny.

And don’t you forget that.