What is it with 15 year old girls wearing that swishy little skirt that is so hot right now that just barely covers their ass? Don’t get me wrong, I’m a big fan of the skirt. But why are only 15 year olds wearing them? I can’t stare at them. What kind of world do we live in?

Still no sign of Blondie. I think Neil may be right, after all.

We had a very promising candidate come in and apply for a job. Let’s cross our fingers people. I really like him.

My sister stole my damn new Rolling Stone and won’t give it back.