So the other day I’m pumping gas, see that the Vermont State Powerball is up to 92 Million dollars and on a whim buy only my second lotto ticket ever, thinking (and totally expecting) that my karma was all lined up and I’d be set for life. I even started making plans for the cross country road trip I was going to take.

Flash forward to this morning when I look on in horror as not one of my numbers is actually on the computer screen. Stupid fucking lottery.