In honor of my friend Clancy, whom I thought I saw walking the streets of Manchester the other day (the guy had the same hair, same body type, same Green Lantern t-shirt; I could have swore it was him. I almost had a major car accident trying to see if it was really him) I present to you an amusing quote, with no explanation required:

“No, God doesn’t hate you. God loves you. But only you. And everyone else out there knows it. THAT is why your life sucks.”