Here is another really good bypass story for ya’ll. (Just so you all know, I’ve started using phrases like “ya’ll” and “I tell ya what”. Just so you know.) On a particularly windy day I passed a SUV coming in on the merging lane and looked back in my rearview mirror to make sure I was far enough ahead of him before the two lanes became one. As I looked into my mirror, I swear to God, I saw the hood of his car fly straight up. I couldn’t believe it. I didn’t know if I should pull over or laugh my ass off. Luckily he safely slowed down and turned off of the road, so the decision was made for me.