Sample conversation between myself and the new genius they hired at K-Mart:

“Can I get Tekken 5?”

“Well, if you don’t see it on the shelf there, we probably don’t have it.”

“No, it’s right there. I just want you to get it out for me.”

“Sometimes we run out of things, but we try to keep everything we have out on the racks.”

“No, Tekken 5. It’s a video game. I need you to open the rack.”

“I don’t really see it.”

“It’s right there.”

…

[I point.] “Right there.”

…annnnnd scene.

Tekken 5 is wicked kickass, by the way.

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I got my new glasses. Same color, same thickness, but a little smaller and sleeker. I’m still getting used to the size of them. I like to use my peripheral vision a lot, but you can’t really do that with these glasses. I’ve found that things work best if I blink every time I want to see something to my side, and mid-blink turn my head.

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Finally my damn Assistant Manager is gone. THANK YOU GOD! The only thing is he isn’t actually gone. He keeps coming in to borrow things to clean his apartment before he moves, and to use his email. God knows why he can’t do that at home. He has a fucking computer. Bitch. But he’s gone! All the honeys say, YEA!

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Friday I drive down to finally see Mike from college. We are going to have a bitchin’ time. We’re going to have a good ol’ time.

The other night though my mom mentions that everyone will be going to Myrtle Beach Friday. Uh, what? Oh shit. Next week is April break. Shit. I’m going to be driving with all the crazies. That’s just great.