Have y’all seen KUNG FU HUSTLE yet? Because if you haven’t you’re missing out on the coolest kung fu movie in like, forever. Remember when you saw that trailer for the Matrix Reloaded where Neo fought a hundred Smiths and you thought, “this is going to be the coolest thing ever!” And then you actually saw the movie and was like, “Well, it was cool, but not nearly as cool as i thought it would be.” Kung Fu Hustle is as cool as you thought that movie would be. I promise.

(A little side note on the movie: Even though it is now out in theaters I actually saw the movie on a bootleg copy of the Hong Kong DVD. After I had already paid for it eBay let me know that they had shut down the auction because someone had notified that they had violated copyright law or something. Well, no shit. I kind of knew that before you told me. Still, the DVD has the most amazing DTS soundtrack ever. You hear everything, and it just sounds so damn cool. Get this movie!)