OK, time to do a little updating of the ol’ Livejournal, methinks.

Last Monday I went over to Harry’s. We had a good ol’ time. Had to take the back way in because he road was flooded. Then Ross shows up. Harry jumps up and tells Ross it is again time to play, “Will Ross Eat It?”

This is a game we’ve played since way back in high school when Harry bet Ross ten bucks to eat an entire thing of chocolate frosting during the intermission of a play. The rules are simple. We find something gross to eat. We bet Ross ten bucks to eat it. He eats it, gets said ten bucks.

Harry had gotten this Jack Loraine juicer and had tried to make a citrus juice for himself consisting of two entire oranges, a lemon and a lime. It didn’t occur to Harry what this would taste like, never mind the acidity of it but he didn’t even peel them first.

So here is this giant glass of orange mucus looking drink AND the juicer container filled with juice. Ross takes a spoonful of it and you can just tell that he has placed one of the most vile things in the world in his mouth. You really feel for the man.

A bet is a bet though. Harry also, thankfully, pulled out the video recorder for the event. This whole process of watching Ross try and drink this vile drink was one of the funniest things we all ever experienced. Ross downed the first glass and just GAGGED. He felt so sick that we had to take a break for 45 minutes for him to regain his composure. After coming back he tackled the juicer container. Harry had added water to the glass to make it more liquidy, and we found out why when Ross poured himself another glass. In the fridge for 3 days it had congealed and you could see walnut sized chunks of citrus mess pour out. He stirred it up and added water and choked down the rest. It was fucking hilarious to watch. You should all see the tape.

What was best came last though. Understandably Ross felt pretty sick. He wanted to puke it all out. Silly Harry wanted to turn the video camera off. Thankfully, I talked him out of it. First of all, Ross didn’t know how to make himself sick. Watching him try in vain and then get so frustrated had me in stitches. Finally Harry told him how to make himself gag by pressing his fingers against the back of his tongue and out it all came. Literally, like GALLONS of this neon orange vomit came flying out of Ross’ body. I was laughing so hard tears came into my eyes and I couldn’t see anymore. My back hurt. Mid-vomit you could hear Ross say, “finally” and “that feels better”. So…fucking…funny.

We watched the tape later on. Oh my god. So funny. So, so funny.

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I went to the eye doctor. My eyes are perfectly healthy. Although they are worse enough for new glasses, their degeneration has really slowed down, which is a really good thing. I was glad. Try driving home with your eyes all dilated though. Not fun. Good thing it was overcast.

On the way to the eye doctor though, my check engine light came on. Fuck. I went to Mazda and they told me my gas cap wasn’t on tight enough. The design of this gas cap is so weird I never even knew that it clicked tight. Oops. My bad. The car goes in Thursday for an oil change. Over 3,100 miles already!

I got some sort of sinus infection at the same time. Mainly I get really dizzy at weird times of the day. I don’t know why. It finally seems like it is going away, thankfully. It is so weird to have your balance suddenly out of wack. It is definitely something we all take for granted. At the same time I also had some ear problems, where I was really sensitive to loud noises. Not fun.

And finally, some great news! My assistant manager is getting a new job as manager of the airport store in Logan. Not only does this mean that I might be able to get a promotion soon (after just getting a slight raise this week) but also, after this Sunday, I never have to see him again. Woohoo!

P.S. At Sin City Friday night I saw a couple in the audience that I swear looked like what I picture Josh and Casey looked like in High School, I swear to God.

P.S., Part two. A girl I went to high school with (who was in my sister’s grade) did some porn a little while ago. It’s THE controversy in town right now. Everyone’s seen it. I was finally given the link to some free pictures. I tell you, it is so weird, knowing someone who has then done porn. So weird. I still have the link for any of the curious.