Monthly Archives: April 2005

Real life God damn zombies in south east Asian. Found this on the BBC website: http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan’sul There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia. … Continue reading →

Today was a tragic day, marking the ousting of Steph on Survivor. Man was I pissed. Add Bush and no O.C. into the occasion and you could say I’ve been a little homicidal this evening.

OK, the man is destroying the economy, going crazy with Social Security and declaring war on everyone that looks at him funny. But what is the final nail in the coffin for good ol’ Ben? That bastard fucking preempted The … Continue reading →

-Sleep until noon. -Take long, hot bath. -Take nap. -Listen to techno all day long. -Commune with nature, take nap in fresh spring grass, frolic with deer. -Combine two foods that have never before been combined by man. -Watch obscure … Continue reading →

It was a good 4/20, oh yes it was…

Sample conversation between myself and the new genius they hired at K-Mart: “Can I get Tekken 5?” “Well, if you don’t see it on the shelf there, we probably don’t have it.” “No, it’s right there. I just want you … Continue reading →

OK, time for me to recount a dream I had last night, sure to bore the hell out of those not in it and make those involved extremely uncomfortable (and in turn, make them hate me). Last night I had … Continue reading →

Have y’all seen KUNG FU HUSTLE yet? Because if you haven’t you’re missing out on the coolest kung fu movie in like, forever. Remember when you saw that trailer for the Matrix Reloaded where Neo fought a hundred Smiths and … Continue reading →

One thing I forgot to add to my previous posts is that recently every time I see a big truck, SUV, or worse, a Hummer, I feel like I’m going to puke. In more amusing news, I am SO in … Continue reading →

So for like the past two days, all I could think about is that fucking Rolling Stone article about how very soon life is going to suck and we’ll all go back to the way life was in the 19th … Continue reading →