Last night I’m pumping gas, la de da de, and I get to the end and SPLUSH. Gas all over my pants, for no apparent reason. Thanks gas pump. I had to drive all the way home smelling like a gas station.

This morning I get up, go to turn the dining room light on and CLICK. CLICK. I start hitting it. CLICK,CLICK,CLICK. Finally the light comes on. Phew. I go to turn the Wave radio on. CLICK. CLICK. Goddamn you! I start hitting the buttons, the CD pops out, and then finally the radio turns on.

Grrrr.