So I’m at KMart today. I tell the guy working the register in the electronics department that I want The Bourne Supremecy, Dodgeball, and MASH Season 7, all of which are under the glass counter. So he gets under there, and starts to look a little confused. “Uh, did you want the Full Screen or Wide Screen Bourne Supremecy?”
Trying not to sound like a snob: “Uh, the wide screen.”
More shuffling.
“I want wide screen for all of them.”
He pulls out Bourne and Dodgeball. Goes back for MASH. LOTS of shuffling. “Uh, I can’t tell what this one is in.”
“Uh, it’s a TV show, it’s going to be Full Screen.”
“Oh yeah, I guess you’re right.”
C'est Non Un Blog 
they have babylon 5 in widescreen. iss not SO so weird.
No, but I think if they put MASH in wide screen I’d plotz.
BENIDONOTUNDERSTAND.