Monthly Archives: December 2004

Well, it’s the end to another interesting year. Goodbye, 2004. I don’t know if any of you have had a similar thing happen to you lately, but a little while ago I was thinking to myself, “gee, it seems like … Continue reading →

Can anyone tell me why I know things like the fact that Un Chien Andalou is 17 minutes long? (And can’t remember things like, oh, how to spell Andalou?)

Part One, MUSIC If there is one thing I’m truly good for, it’s info on the entertainment industry. I log in a lot of hours listening to music, watching TV, going to the movies, etc., etc., etc.… Maybe too many … Continue reading →

I hope you all didn’t miss the last Saturday Night Live, where Santa renamed the Red states “Dumbfuckistan.” I almost peed myself.

This is a public service announcement for everyone who works in customer service, going out to all you potential customers out there: I DO NOT give a shit about your personal life. Nor do I give a shit about all … Continue reading →

OK, the Apprentice season finale was the biggest crock of shit ever. The show is three hours long, OK. It’s been pretty obvious since about week 3 that Kelly was going to win because he was the only remotely qualified … Continue reading →

To those who didn’t buy any of the Lord of the Rings DVDs because they were waiting for some uber boxset: For $3 shipping and handling you can get that wicked cool slip cover that comes with the complete Extended … Continue reading →

I just watched the Unrated Director’s Cut of 2004’s remake of Dawn of the Dead, and I have to say, it was a mixed bag. The added gore was very welcome, except for in one instance where one of the … Continue reading →

Last night I’m pumping gas, la de da de, and I get to the end and SPLUSH. Gas all over my pants, for no apparent reason. Thanks gas pump. I had to drive all the way home smelling like a … Continue reading →

Wow, the end of tonight’s O.C. was AWESOME. Ryan is dating Caleb’s secret love child? That is just CLASSIC.