So we are watching the season finale of Survivor All-Stars and it comes down to the final two, Rob and Amber. Rob who has completely dominated the game since day one and totally deserves to win (Richard only wishes he could have played the game as well) and Amber who is, well, kinda cute. No way in hell did Amber deserve to win.
So for a couple weeks now Survivor has been promoting their big new twist in the final episode. No one knows what it is. So then they read the final vote. Amber, beyond all comprehension, actually wins the game by…well, I don’t know why. So then my mom goes in all seriousness…
“So was that the big new twist?”

SURVIVOR!
I must say, though I HATED Boston Rob with a passion, he definitely deserved to win over Amber. But I liked neither of them. This whole season has been sort of depressing for me. I think it will go down in history (or maybe… come to think of it… Survivor won’t make it to the history books, but nevertheless…) as the bitchiest season ever. And big fucking surprise, Rob proposes to Ambuh. I totally predicted that. Totally.
I hope next season is more fun.
Re: SURVIVOR!
It will totally be better when no one knows anyone again.