LINNEA QUIGLEY’S HORROR WORKOUT (1990):

The Queen of Scream chainsawed the fitness craze with this fleshy lampoon that promised to be the “scariest exercise video ever made.” It’s definitely the zaniest. Ms. Quigley begins her regime in a familiar place — the shower — and is soon off for a nice jog (in full valley girl regalia) where she’s accosted by staggering hordes of the living dead. Beckoning them with her screams, the B-siren lures the ghouls back to her pad for some pool-side zombiecise. There’s also the requisite slumber party footage featuring lingerie-clad babes losing weight an arm, or leg at a time. All this wacky mayhem is punctuated with some of Linnea’s personal home movies and best outtakes.