Monthly Archives: March 2004

Man, work was slow today. Jesse and I invented Bose Penny Tossing. The premise is pretty simple: you take about ten pennies and chuck them at three stacked Bose mugs, trying to get the pennies to stay in the mugs. … Continue reading →

My life is rated NC-17.What is your life rated?

Tell me if this makes any sense: I was told that I can’t attend a reunion of my friends because a certain person I don’t want to see is also going to be there. Well, let me clarify that statement, … Continue reading →

Standing on your feet for eight straight hours is not fun. I learned the fundamentals of not standing on your heels all day Saturday when by the end of the day that day I had pain shooting up my foot … Continue reading →

LINNEA QUIGLEY’S HORROR WORKOUT (1990): The Queen of Scream chainsawed the fitness craze with this fleshy lampoon that promised to be the “scariest exercise video ever made.” It’s definitely the zaniest. Ms. Quigley begins her regime in a familiar place … Continue reading →

——Beach of the War Gods—— (A-) Jimmy Wang Yu may not be a very impressive martial artist, but damn does he know how to stage a great action sequence. The entire second half of this movie is made up of … Continue reading →

That only happens in Bad, BAD situations… Your True Nature by llScorpiusll Username The quality that most appeals to you: Courage In a survival situation, you: Outsmart your attacker Your hidden talent is: Pragmatism Your gift is: Genius In groups, … Continue reading →

…by the way, Yoanna won America’s Next Top Model and I couldn’t be any more pleased. And yeah, I have no idea what that all means. Well, she is damn hot. That MIGHT have something to do with it.

Damn the elements! How come whenever I have to drive somewhere at night the sky decides to open up on me? Both Saturday and Sunday nights coming home from work all sorts of precipitation came raining down on me, making … Continue reading →

OK all you Dawn of the Dead fans, I have a question for you: How many cast members of the original Dawn of the Dead did you find in the remake, and who were they? (I counted two; please let … Continue reading →