Monthly Archives: February 2004

What Is Your Battle Cry? Zang! Who is that, rampaging across the tarmac! It is ManeatingCow23, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a low scream, his voice cometh: “I’m going to smash you until you deflate, and trade … Continue reading →

CBS said that instead of the usual five-second delay that it uses for some live telecasts where verboten language may be uttered, it will use a five-minute delay during the Grammys. ABC said it would do something similar for the … Continue reading →

More Boobygate backlash: According to TheSmokingGun.com, a Tennessee woman has filed a proposed class action lawsuit, claiming Janet Jackson’s Super Bowl striptease caused TV viewers to “suffer outrage, anger, embarrassment and serious injury.” Terri Carlin, 47 — a Knoxville bank … Continue reading →

The fallout over Boobygate continues: Janet Jackson will apparently not appear at Sunday’s Grammy Awards, where she was slated to introduce a tribute to ailing R&B singer Luther Vandross. According to reports, CBS rescinded her invitation in the wake of … Continue reading →

On Super Bowl Sunday, millions of American children lost their innocence, and we’re still reeling. They — all of us, really — tuned in to CBS to celebrate what a recent Gallup poll affirmed is our country’s favorite sport. What … Continue reading →

Want to know why I stopped going to church? (Yeah, I know, that’s what you’ve all been thinking about.) I’m a very religious person, and yet I hate the Church. Most people don’t understand how I can separate one from … Continue reading →

http://www.defectiveyeti.com got me thinking; what ever happened to pizza parties? Remember them? Back in grade school everyone brought in like three bucks to pay for a bunch of pizzas and a couple liters of soda, or the primo parties where … Continue reading →

Sorry about the delay in getting these to you, but in a decision made to give you the best possible reviews instead of just rushing off a few reviews before I went to bed the Monday Movie Review had to … Continue reading →

This is great, you’ve got to read all of this; ESPECIALLY the last paragraph. —— Late Monday, Janet Jackson finally spoke out about Hootergate, acknowledging that she and Justin Timberlake planned the ”costume reveal” that scandalized viewers of their Super … Continue reading →

Because of time constraints (and my lazy ass) I have to post the Monday Movie Review tomorrow. I hope you rabid MMR fans will be tided over until tomorrow with my lame ass Super Bowl write up. Give me a … Continue reading →