“Georgia announced that schools will now be able to use the word ‘evolution’ once again in science classes. However, dinosaurs will now be referred to as Jesus Horses.”

That was Jimmy Fallon on SNL last night. I don’t know exactly why, but that was one of the funniest things I had heard in months. I was laughing hard for a good minute. Thought I would just share that with you.

God bless Rolling Stone. Not only are they my one stop shop for music reviews (yeah, that’s right EW. Eat it!), but they also have all sorts of weird nice things in their magazine for me to enjoy. For instance, a few weeks ago they had probably the hottest picture of Kylie Minogue I’ve seen yet, and this week they had an article on her! Then in their news section they have a giant close up shot of Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl with no blurring whatsoever! After looking at the picture two questions come to mind: If it was an accident then A) why is there no bra in sight on that one breast and B) why the hell would she wear that nipple star shield thingy? I’d still like to believe that it was an accident, but come on, it looks just like a publicity stunt.

Because of my dad’s lack of job situation we have to make a lot of cutbacks in our spending until he gets a new job. Now I’m fine with not eating, but then I was told I couldn’t rent movies this weekend. Noooooo! God I need a paycheck fast!

Speaking of which, I start training for my job tomorrow. Should be (hopefully will be) fun. And hopefully I’ll be making some decent money. Working part time, paying for all of that gas and my insurance and loans, I’m really not sure how much money I’m going to be left over with every week. I should be OK though. We’ll see, we’ll see.