CBS said that instead of the usual five-second delay that it uses for some live telecasts where verboten language may be uttered, it will use a five-minute delay during the Grammys. ABC said it would do something similar for the Oscars.

Uh, what? Overreact much? Yeah, like everyone is going to now be flashing their tits on TV. Anyway, why the hell do you think I watch live TV? It’s those little slip ups that really make life interesting.