OK, now the guy I bought my Coffy and Foxy Brown DVDs from is officially the worst e-Bayer ever. The date on the check is for November 2nd. That’s when I put it in the mail. He says he got the check sometime last week. OK… Everytime I’ve written this guy it’s taken several days (if at all) for him to respond. 90%of the people I’ve bought from respond within the first 24 hours.

So last week he emails me saying he finally got the check. Is the check still good; do you still want the DVDs? Of course I do, I say, elated that this show can finally get going. And I’m just wondering if you can get it here by Christmas?

About a week later (I’m not kidding you) he replies, no, I can’t get it to you by Christmas. Do you still want it? OH MY GOD! Just put the fucking motherfuckers in the fucking mail! Calm down Ben. Be polite. I send him a message saying could you PLEASE just send me my DVDs? No thank you, I don’t think.

Two, three days later I get a standard reply sent telling me to wait 10 days for processing and don’t email him about the status of my order in that time.

OK, really Ben, calm the hell down…

A) You’ve had my check for at least 10 days already. What the hell have you been doing with it? Looking at how pretty it is, or being amazed that the post office ever delievered it in the first place?

B) Look at the post mark. Look at the date on the check. I sent that out NOVEMBER 2nd! I’ve been really patient so far but do you think you could light a fire under your sluggard ass? I said the check was good, that I wanted the DVDs. What the hell have you been waiting for?

Any other business worth a damn would have put a priority on my order and apologised profusely for the delay (even if it was the Post Office’s fault). When I asked if I could get it by Christmas, they should have said “But it’s already in the mail!” What a fucking dumb ass. You know once I get those DVDs he’s getting the worst recommendation ever. God, this guy will not stop pissing me off.

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Oh, I almost forgot the best part! After telling me to wait 10 days before inquiring into my order, he gave me links to his ebay website. The BALLS on this guy! FUCK YOU!