Life, or Something Like It

Realizing that my posting habits are getting a lot more lax lately and knowing that you definitely visit this site for more than just my random thoughts on movies (as much as my ego says otherwise, you people like the dirt), I decided that now would be a good time to fill you in on what’s up instead of popping into my DVD player yet another kung fu movie.

Well, lately there has honestly been a lot of the kung fu watching. What can I say, some little part inside of me really gets off on seeing someone kick someone else in the head. And if you can do it with STYLE, well, all the more power to you buddy. I salute you kung fu movie star, with your crazy choreography, incompressible plots and your awful dubbing! Is it wrong that the same four voices are in every single movie? No, it’s so RIGHT!

Today I was a little busier than usual (which is to say I was actually busy). After watching last night’s That 70’s Show and eating a steak sandwich I headed off to Bennington to drop off a video (Spellbound), catch a movie (Elf), and apply for a crappy job (Home Depot). I got home and had to make dinner for me and my dad (mom was off at some stress management seminar. She needs it). I am truly the master of the kitchen. (Marvel at my barbecued pork and microwaved minute rice!) Then it was off to make another delicious mix tape because I have to go with my dad tomorrow to pick my sister up from Ithaca College (with a break for Survivor and CSI, of course).

Man, I’m not looking forward to that road trip. It takes forever (at least 3 and a half hours each way) and is a dull drive, and then I have the added pleasure of guessing whether my sister has picked up the mystery disease that is killing her roommate as we speak. I’m staying the hell away from her for a while. I’m not a big hand washer, but damn, this week I am. Also, all sorts of family are coming up this week for the big turkey day, so I have the added pleasure of trying to figure out if any of them are diseased when I see them (crammed all in one house). My cousin Matthew has been sick each of the last three times I’ve seen him. Joy.

There. That was fun. Probably lots of more fun updates later when my family comes and proceeds to get very, very drunk. (My mom’s been stocking up on booze for two months now. I’m not shitting you.)

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