Gah! Don’t you hate it when you wake up with a splitting headache? What’s up with that? Isn’t sleep suppose to get rid of headaches, not give them to you? I hate that sleeping on the pillow wrong can ruin your whole day before it even starts.

Man I had some weird dreams last night. So weird that they are probably what gave me my headache, the bitches. So I find this cave filled with Predator/Alien hybrids that have been trapped there for a long time. Dead corpses everywhere.

I should probably preface this by saying I was in a weird state last night. Before this I had dreams of my beating a certain ex with a baseball bat mixed with those of this kind of Sim City/The Sims/The Simpsons dream where she was pissing me off by buying all of this prime real-estate for her house so I bought all of the land around her mansion and set up an industrial park. I’m not really sure how the Simpsons fit into all of that, but trust me, it all worked out in the end. Oh, and also I’m doing a lot of driving around the city, a la GTA, although I can’t really remember why right now. Probably had something to do with people being beaten with baseball bats.

Anyway, the cave. There are all of these dead bodies of Alien/Predator hybrids. Looks like this whole big thing went down. Then we find one alive and it’s jumping all over the place while we chase it, until finally it disappears. Then I’m watching (and somehow living in at the same time) this instructional video/documentary about the Alien/Predator hybrid who has transported himself back to 1894, died in 1912, reincarnated the next year and lives until the late 30’s all the while he has become a disciple of Jesus. Oh, and the second time he is reincarnated as a man, and I’m the only one who knows, while everyone is treating him as the second coming. Although he is kind of holy I guess. Anyway, I had to explain to my teachers that he was indeed the reincarnated Alien/Predator hybrid that we were tracking down and then I went back in time to track him down.

Something happened after that, but I’m not really clear on the details of that right now. I found him, we talked, fought, and philosophized on Jesus. Yeah, you heard me. Me and the Alien/Predator talked about Jesus in my dream. I should get my head checked out some time.