Monthly Archives: August 2003

Happy Birthday to me.

Well, it’s offical. I’m 22 now. Today should be interesting. Not one of you offered to hang out with me today, but that’s cool though. I understand you have stuff to do. I heard through Ross that Harry said that … Continue reading

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Some Movie reviews for y’all!

——Die Another Day—— (A second look) (B) I saw this film originally in the theaters right after it came out and enjoyed it as a step up from the last two films. While the film does have some glaring problems, … Continue reading

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Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here! This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus

——I Had Myself a Predator-thon!—— Predator (1987) — (B) — Predator 2 (1990) — (B-) — Ok, since there are only two films in the series –thon is probably not the right suffix to use. But since I don’t really … Continue reading

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According to this, I should really try to lay off the porn.

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level Score Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Moderate Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) High Level 2 (Lustful) High Level … Continue reading

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Fall movies I want to see (or something like that)

MOST ANTICIPATED MOVIE: Kill Bill: Volume One (Oct. 10) — From the first I heard about this movie, to the amazing trailer, to all I’ve read about it, I’ve wanted to see this movie. Finally it is coming out. Sure, … Continue reading

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I promised it, you got it.

——Touch of Evil—— This film is probably one of the most beautifully shot film noirs of all time. The whole thing is like an orgy of wonderful cinematography. Low angle close ups, rich black and white photography, insane tracking shots, … Continue reading

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A totally useless post

I was going to post two things today, but now it’s late and I’m unusually tired, so you’re going to have to wait. I just watched Orson Welles’ Touch of Evil, which was quite excellent, and I’ll tell you why … Continue reading

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Odd Choice for a Tagline…

I got my five dollar Pieces DVD in the mail yesterday. I’m so excited. Thanks Ebay! One thing to note though. Pieces has probably the weirdest tag line to a movie that I’ve ever seen. For those of you who … Continue reading

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A Disturbing Development

I’m now doing probably one of the most depressing things you’ve ever heard: I’m ordering all of my own birthday presents for my birthday a week from today, which I will be celebrating completely alone since the rest of my … Continue reading

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5 Movies, 5 Reviews (Part 2)

I had myself another Blockbuster weekend. Enjoy! ——Close Encounters of the Third Kind—— I wasn’t really expecting much when I sat down to watch this movie, since the UFO thing has been pretty much done to death for me and … Continue reading

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