If I tell someone to “for shizzle my nizzle,” what exactly am I telling them?
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Bonzai has a super model shooting blow up dolls out of the air. God this is the hottest thing I’ve ever seen.
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One of the reasons I love Pepsi (other than the far superior taste) is the fact that they are probably the only company I can think of that has no problems bitch slapping the competition. For years they have been telling us how much Coke sucks. Just today I saw a new commercial for the new Vanilla Pepsi in which they yet again made fun of Coke (taking an extra jab at the end at Vanilla Coke specificly.) God Bless you Pepsi, and your far superior taste. I await eagerly the day when you outsell that dirt water Coke.
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On another, completely unrelated note, I think I have a thing for the WB’s Amanda Bynes (What I Like About You). What should I do? WHAT SHOULD I DO???
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I feel dirty. Oh so dirty.
ok this will be rather indelicate.
“shizzle my nizzle” means “shit, my nigga”
oh and pepsi knows it sucks, which is why it has to continually refer back to coke, it’s older, much wiser stepbrother to give itself credibility.
Ok, if the shizzle my nizzle means shit, my nigga, what exactly does the -izzle part stand for? Anything? Or do I just have to be black to understand it?
Ok, Coke is like the older brother that got hooked on weed and never did anything with its life. The smartest thing they ever did was put cocaine in it, because honestly that’s the only way I’d ever pick up that dirty water over a Pepsi. And I forget. Are you a diet person? Because if you are that’s even worse. Drinking Diet Coke is about as appealing as guzzling medical waste. Regular Coke is ok, just as long as there isn’t anything better around to drink. I can drink a Coke from time to time. But diet? I’d rather cut my own balls off with a dull rusty knife.
unfortunately there is no grammatical standard for the -izzle or -izz- phenomena. in other words, semper fi, ben, don’t question just accept.
and i am not now nor will i ever be a diet person, but if i was, i would much rather have diet COKE over diet SUCK (aka diet pepsi). my point still remains though… a company that must always mention a much better and more popular company must already have an idea of its own suckiness. pepsi drinkers scrape the bottom of the barrel, while coke drinkers are raised to the skies.
Are there other -izzle’s I should be aware of?
And hey missy, I don’t go on your livejournal and diss the Coke do I? A little respect.
And anyway, to respond to what you said, Pepsi has to come down on Coke so much because it has to shake up the world consciousness that actually thinks Coke is good because it’s all they’ve ever known. You Coke drinkers are so brainwashed that you will reject anything that doesn’t say Coke on it, regardless of how it actually tastes. New Coke is a great example. It actually tasted better than Old Coke. Coke thought they had a sure thing on their hands, the perfect soda to destroy the more intellegent Pepsi fan base. But no Coke drinkers would actually drink it. Why? They were so used to growing up drinking Old Coke that they spit on New Coke while their brain blocked out the fact that it actually tasted good. It’s the same concept as someone who will only eat their home cooking and not go out to a really good restaraunt. Because they are so used to the home cooking, they’ll dislike anything new, even if it is the most amazing thing anyone has ever tasted.
Now I’ve drank my fair share of Coke. I’ve given it a fair shot and I know exactly what it tastes like. And I’m sorry, but I prefer the sweet refreshing taste of Pepsi to the bitter dirty water taste of Coke. And notice how a Pepsi fan defends his drink. He mentions the TASTE. How does a Coke fan defend Coke? By saying how uncool Pepsi is. That’s all Coke is–IMAGE. You’re a victim to corporate mentality. You don’t know what you’re drinking. You just drink it because they tell you that you’re cooler for doing so. I truly pity you and honestly wish you the best in the future. But with su
DIG YOUR EYES OUT!
Why?