Monthly Archives: July 2003

Today was another fine day of boredom. I won’t give you the details, but instead will get right to the juicy stuff. ——Man With A Movie Camera—— I finally got my Man with a Movie Camera DVD in the mail … Continue reading →

NAME THAT QUOTE! OR NAME THIS ONE! “What happened to town pride?” “It’s been going downhill ever since the lake caught on fire.” ON TO THE SHOW! ——Bathroom Time—— Have you ever gone to the bathroom naked, say, when you … Continue reading →

Here’s another quote for all you lovers of…oh fuck, just give ’em the quote: “What did the aliens look like?” “Well, I only saw the from the back because they were too busy gang-probing you.” NAME THAT QUOTE! ——Terminator Madness—— … Continue reading →

Did you ever look through a mirror and think there was another reality on the other side of it, only to touch the mirror and then have reality say, “You are just touching glass, stupid!”? Did you ever stop to … Continue reading →

I had another dream last night. In this dream a pregnant Jennifer Connely and I fell in love, but she was married to LL Cool J. (Why was she married to LL Cool J? Because Ladies Love Cool James, that’s … Continue reading →

NAME THAT QUOTE! If you can name exactly where it came from, I’ll have to think of a really good prize for you, as this one is pretty hard (I’m still thinking about your prize Anna). ——Chinese Philosophy and Dreaming—— … Continue reading →

I had the weirdest dream last night. In it, I was myself, of course, but I wasn’t actually myself. Do you know what I mean? I was someone different and yet myself at the same time. Anyway, it doesn’t matter. … Continue reading →

My days are getting more and more uneventful, isn’t that fun? I usually spend my days sitting in the corner to think about what I’ve done, and yet I don’t know what that is. Well not really. All is fun … Continue reading →

Well, I finally officially retired my blogger journal. I’m here to stay I guess. I’m still leaving the site up though, in case you missed some posts of the past, or can’t get enough posts right here on livejournal. See … Continue reading →

“Oh my god. [pause] Does it hurt?” “It beeps.” NAME THAT QUOTE! I’m still waiting for a guess on the previous quote. I’ve got one more quote today, only this one you don’t have to guess because you probably already … Continue reading →