—Kick someone in the head, like, say, Agent Smith (a computer program) in The Matrix: Reloaded, MPAA gives your movie an R rating.
—Stab an orc through the thigh, run him through with a long sword, chop off his arm AND his head in LOTRs: The Fellowship of the Ring, MPAA gives your movie a PG-13 rating.
—My new laptop takes like five seconds to turn on, but forever to turn off.
—My old desktop takes five years to turn on, but no time at all to turn off.
—As nasty and annoy as Angelina Jolie gets, I still think she is the hottest creature to grace this planet.
—The nastier Maggie Gyllenhaal gets, the more I think she is the hottest creature to ever grace this planet.
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no dude. it’s the sex. the SEX. that makes your movie r-rated.
R Rating
I’m not sure the sex would really give the movie an R rating because there is really no nudity, but that really isn’t the point. (Also the swearing would give the movie an R rating, but that is also not the point).
The point is that kicking someone in the head in a movie will DEFINATELY give the movie an R rating. I know this because I read it in an article when Reloaded came out. Some people were asking why the movies’ got R ratings, even though (aside from the swearing which could easily be taken out) there is just about nothing objectionable in the movies as compared to a PG-13 movie. The reason: kicking someone in the head is an automatic R rating. Why? God knows why. One of the many weird rules of the MPAA.
Re: R Rating
SEX!
and dude maggie is totally plain.
Wha?
You are totally wrong. Maggie is a sex goddess. Did you see Secretary? Even in Donnie Darko I took notice. She’s one of my new favorites.